this is the best writing on SNL in a long long long long time.
Stop hiring teen boys to write for you lol
Pete Davidson definitely wrote this sketch… Who else could write this and react just like Pete did?
Failing SNL! Unfunny! Very poor taste after all of those people died… in the earthquake recently somewhere. SAD! JOBS! KFC! "– Donald Trump
Best SNL skit ever!
This was hilarious! But a 4.3 magnitude earthquake usually wouldn't cause any damage and may not even be felt by people.
Pete is freaking hilarious here & totally had to have written this skit. It’s sweet that he’s in a firefighter uniform (RIP his dad).
This is stupid.
I love u this sketch
#Stolenbit from #ImpracticalJokers
I swear Pete breaks in all his skits
Unfortunately, rescuers were unable to get Hugh Jass out of the wreckage in time.
If you are any where close to Mt. Vesuvius get as far away as possible because it's going to erupt and call on the name of Jesus to save you from your sin! Listen. There is a God and He is the creator of this world including human life which is you. He created Adam and Eve (the first humans) to walk with Him in the garden of Eden. He gave them all the food in the garden except one tree. He said of that tree you cannot eat its fruit or you will surely die. They disobeyed Him and ate of the fruit. (Read this in the Bible the first book Genesis) So sin and death came into the world and all mankind through the disobedience of Adam inherited sin. So we are all sinners and there's a huge problem with that. You see God cannot be in the presence of sin because God is goodness and sin is wickedness. The price of sin is death aka God's wrath. Well God loves and provided a way to escape His wrath and made a way so that we can live with Him forever and recieve everlasting love. God is made of three; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Father sent down His Son as a man to live among us and to become the perfect sacrifice to defeat death and hell aka God's wrath. His son whose name is Jesus died on the cross with all the sins of the world on His shoulders and then three days later came back to life which defeated the punishment for sin. Now all we have to do to be saved from God's wrath/Hell is believe that Jesus died for our sins and rose again three days later. So right now tell God you're sorry that you're a sinner, say you believe in His Son Jesus and that He can save you from Hell and ask to be a new creation who will now walk in His ways. Who will now obey the commandments of the Lord. Who will now love God. When you repent and ask Jesus to change your heart for Him He will send you the Holy Spirit and the Holy Spirit will reveal the truth of the Father and Jesus to you and you will be saved! Time is running out! You can die any minute now! So accept Jesus right now!
For God So Loved the World
16 “For God so loved the world,[a] that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.
23 For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
10 as it is written:
“None is righteous, no, not one;
23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,
Death in Adam, Life in Christ
12 Therefore, just as sin came into the world through one man, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men[a] because all sinned—
15 But the free gift is not like the trespass. For if many died through one man's trespass, much more have the grace of God and the free gift by the grace of that one man Jesus Christ abounded for many.
6 For while we were still weak, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly. 7 For one will scarcely die for a righteous person—though perhaps for a good person one would dare even to die— 8 but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved.
I HOPE YOU GET SAVED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! I CANNOT STRESS TO YOU HOW URGENT THIS IS! CHOSE GOD'S LOVE NOT HIS WRATH!
Before you think that it is impossible for you to be saved. No it's not. it does not matter what you've done, our Heavenly Father has His arms wide open for you. He loves you so much and wants to rescue you from death and hell with all His heart. Anyone I repeat anyone can be saved. Even the most foul criminal the most disgusting person you can think of. But it is never the person who is foul or disgusting but the sin that has control of them. So believe on Jesus and you will be saved. Repent of your sin and follow Jesus <3
And If you are able to if you have the money go grocery shopping right now!! If you are struggling financially or even poor than take heart. All you have to do is trust God with all your heart and He will provide for you. I'm DEAD serious though! God has just said the crash will be this year 2019! If you do not prepare if you refuse to listen to God you will REGRET it! There will be several poor people that will need food and we are called to give to them. But if you don't listen to God and prepare than a door of selfishness could open which could cause you to only scrounge for food and supplies for yourself. We can't be selfish we need to be selfless. Stop saying "I'll be fine, God will protect me" NO! Over and over again the Bible talks about the foolish and the wise. The wise prepare! The wise sense danger and don't walk into it! The wise realize they are on the edge of the cliff and MOVE! The foolish says no I'll be fine and don't move and therefore FALL off the cliff! Be wise. If you don't have wisdom ask God to give it to you. Be like Joseph!
3:53, I love petes reaction to that.
You can say the F word but never the N word
The initial joke was great, lol. XD
You've incorrectly attributed Cecily Strong instead of Kate McKinnon in the description
This was just one huge, immature joke, and I loved it.
Finally some good sketches
I don't get that Keith Ka'weaf…can someone explain ?
The heck I as Pete while I was writing a comment it has to be Pete who wrote this.
funniest SNL in a while 🙂 lol
Ty Neadik. Oh my
Pete wrote this, right?
PETE GAH DAMMMMMN
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